hand-painted pet portraits · from $49
watabish
iconic pets deserve iconic art. painted by a human, approved by one very rude cat.
shipped anywhere in canada and the US
chief executive bish™
they don't have to live near you. we ship anywhere in canada and the US.
the offer
$49
why only $49? honestly, we ask ourselves that too.
book the classic — $49
collector's edition
the bish-signed edition
$99same hand-painted portrait, plus an official watabish paw print signature from the chief executive bish™ himself.
book the bish-signed — $99shipped anywhere in canada (from $28) or the US ($39, customs fees prepaid). tracked, insured, packed like it contains the bish's dignity.
* students: $29. follow and dm us on @watabish_ to claim
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introduce us to your pet
a clear, well-lit photo of their face. cats, dogs, lizards, whatever. two pets on one canvas? +$30. bish will be jealous regardless.
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claim a painting week & pay ($49, or $99 if you're fancy)
pick a week at least a week out and pay at checkout. shipping is calculated from your address. limited slots: the bish has exactly one staff member. every dollar goes to the laser fund.
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i paint it. by hand. with my hands.
acrylic on an 8×10 inch canvas · turnaround: about a week. emotional damage: included.
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it ships to your door
we ship anywhere in canada and the US. your portrait is wrapped in parchment, cardboard and bubble wrap, tracked the whole way, and insured. US orders arrive with customs fees already paid, so nothing surprises you at the door. how US orders work →
the face of the brand
chikadee watabish, unfortunately
legally chikadee. watabish for the attitude. lynx point, ice-blue eyes, extra toes, zero thank-yous.
- job title
- chief executive bish™
- hobbies
- gravity experiments
- love language
- acts of disservice
- contribution to the laser fund
- serving face and attitude
free, pointless, and very on brand
the bish-verse™.
one adoption, both apps. sign in once and he follows you everywhere.
the lore, in four acts.
the layoff
got the 15-minute calendar invite. you know the one. walked out with a box and a dream.
the vision
bespoke cat products. inspired by the bish. the market is cats and the cats are ready.
the plot twist
bespoke requires a laser cutter. a laser cutter requires money. i have, as established, zero.
the comeback
i hand-paint your pet's portrait. you get art. i get a laser. everyone heals.
the laser fund
every portrait = one step closer to $3,920
saved: $0
headshots painted: 0
goal: $3,920
the laser cutter is how the actual watabish products happen. bespoke cat stuff, made by me, cut by a beam of light. we are SO close (we are not close).
post-laser era (manifesting)
bespoke cat furniture for cats who are, frankly, a lot
cat furniture, cat playgrounds, and whatever else the bish demands next. designed by me, approved (begrudgingly) by him.
questions you're definitely asking
is this a scam?
no bestie. it's a tiny art business with extra steps and a cat.
why only $49?
the bish thinks this is a terrible business decision. students get the classic for $29: follow and dm @watabish_ to claim.
can i get my dog painted?
yes. the bish will be personally offended. that's between him and god.
what's "bish" short for?
it's a term of endearment. he earned it. we keep it kid-friendly here.
how long does it take?
about a week. i paint between serving the bish: 4am breakfast, surprise lap duty, and emotional support whenever a leaf moves.
do you ship?
yes, and the bish insists on tracking. canada from $28 (it depends on your province), the US for $39, always insured. US orders come with customs fees prepaid, so the only surprise at your door is your pet's face. shipping is calculated from your address at checkout. how US orders work → in the soo? choose free pick-up at checkout.
will it arrive by christmas?
if you plan ahead (unlike the bish, who plans nothing and still wins). in canada, claim a painting week no later than the week of december 7. in the US, no later than the week of november 23, because customs moves at the speed of a cat being called by name.
ordering more than one?
look at you, starting a collection. add as many portraits as you like at checkout. they ship together in one box, and each extra one only adds a few dollars of shipping. the bish will pretend not to be impressed.
my payment didn't go through?
no stress. nothing's booked until the payment goes through, and your receipt email is your proof. if it failed, just try again, or email aya@likhangmaya.com or dm @watabish_. the bish holds grudges, not card details.
do it.
for the bish.
· painting weeks start a week out
· 4 portraits a week, max
· pay at checkout (card and more)
· shipped to canada (from $28) or the US ($39)
book a slot
$498×10 in · acrylic on canvas
how booking works: claim the week we start painting. it ships about a week later. live availability is on the checkout page.
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classic or bish-signed · canada from $28 · the US $39 · gift cards too
in the soo? choose free pick-up at checkout.